Hoodie Slogans - Tell us a joke!

I know that some people were disappointed at how we took away the one-liners from the PharmSoc Hoodies such as "Rx-rated" or "Make drugs not war" ("Legalised drug dealer" was deemed inappropriate and was removed from the list incase you're wondering). Since we thought the slogans were too generic, we decided to spice up the design a little and ditch the one-liners.

However, we did get emails of people asking for slogans on the back and so here is what we propose. Use this opportunity to post any one-liners or jokes you think would be appropriate to place on the back of a pharmacy hoodie. If any good ones are posted, we'll put it on a list for next year's committee and hopefully they'll use those as the template slogans for the hoodies when they're in charge Well to start you all off here's a joke!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because paracetamol (parrots-eat-them-all) Ba-dum-bump-tss!

Now it's your turn!

And here are some non-pharmacy jokes submitted by a student:

Old chemist never die they only fail to react

I'm running out of chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.

why can't you trust atoms?
They make everything up

why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar

What did one sister chromatid say to the other? Stop copying me!

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution.

Where does bad light end up?
In prism.

How many moles are in a guacamole?
Avocado’s number.

What did one titration tell the other?
Let’s meet at the end point.

What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
HeHe.

What is it called when the Queen of England farts?
A noble gas.